User:Styracosaurus Rider

The Styracosaurus Rider is a rider on a beast rumored to inhabit the wilds of the Pine Barrens, located in the state of New Jersey.

Physiology
The rider looks like a fairly normal human, but his mount is a large and wild horned beast. The beast is covered with scales and sharp claws.

Diet
The Styracosaurus Rider has been observed to ingest large amounts of pizza, which is commonly found in the Upper West Side of New York City and made by friendly Italian cooks.

The Legend
It has been said that, long ago, an army of Fallen Angels from the depths of Hell, brandishing flaming swords, fell upon the world and wreaked havoc.

Then, the mighty Styracosaurus Rider came and vanquished the beings. Before vanishing into the noght, he left chests of gold jewelry for the world to enjoy.

OK, so I'm an agnostic, pizza-eating Wikian. The above paragraphs are a better way of saying it though.